TAHEG

At the dawn of time, primal chaos reigned.  The forces of heaven worked upon a certain rock. For centuries, they poured rain, blew wind, and scorched their fire on this rock, which became an egg. Wait... No...That's the backstory for Sun Wukong. That's not about me.

 

Okay, okay.  Long ago, when I was just a baby, my planet was destroyed. But my parents, thinking only of me, stuck me in a pod and shot me off into space. Eventually, I landed on the planet Earth, in a small town outside of Kansas. Wait. Wrong again. That one is Superman.

 

Hmm... I guess I'm just a normal guy, in his thirties, living just outside of London. Right now, I work at an awesome record label, while I write my first novel.

 

That's not quite as interesting, though.